Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Sunday, September 30, 2007


Itsch Meh Vertshdeih:
verbal morphisms and a 16-year old
i.let's pretend i'm young
i had my 16th birthday last september 27. it was the first birthday of my college life. i woke up early, before 8am, since my first class starts as 8:30am. my birthday present, however, i got a day before. and it wasn't even as simple as getting it. my siblings and i had to comb through every nook of sm north cyberzone just to find the best laptop one could get for less that 45 000 pesos. and thus, i settled for this nice, cute, er, shiny toshiba laptop. yey. i now feel so tech-savvy. early that evening rico [my co-celebrator] and i decided to give some treat to our first floor buddies, so we went to coop to buy some chips and four pepsi bottles, then all of us just chowed down for hours.



me: (reading my philo report) huh?emergency meeting?

william (roommate): yep. sa conference room daw sabi ni ate wennah.

ate wennah: (conference room) nauuhaw ako. bok pakilagyan naman ng tubig tong mug ko.

me: (weh. ako??hehe.)

Vain Sigaw People: (behind the dark) happy birthday!!!!

me: (sosyal.surprise talaga)

these vain sigaw people are really creative and thoughtful. thanks to everyone. leya for the short laptop presentation, andrei for the drawing [i suppose], stefi for holding the drawing, wang for taking some pictures, fred for his unsolicited existence [hehe], daniel for his being there [and for being dreary], michael because he exists on that particular time and space [and he always bugs me when we meet at the stairs], kat for her shiny braces, danica for her tolerance to censorship, peter because he is peter, mario for his brave attempt at an UPSAic birthday song, mikee for her loudness, william because he didn't harrass the camera, carla for holding the lemon square cake and for giving me an oil blot at math building [hehe] and to our haggard adviser, ate wennah who is really good in acting.
if only the first issue would just come out. even in a not so surprising manner.
of course, if we say sigaw, we always mean pictures.



daniel looks like a dark japanese school girl with his pose, william looks like a lemur in heat,uy, ate wennah looks like a high schooler. naks. bagay talaga si carla at fred. i wish i had a copy of their scandal pics during the pubcom night. blackmail material.

everything in sigaw always ends up with a picture. again, thanks everyone.

happy birthday to me.

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Saturday, September 08, 2007
Happy Post:

once is an error, twice is a thrill


i. it's a happy post!


habonikiens said that my blog is depressing, wallowing, whining, and suicidal.
though i did not get his comment word for word, he made me realize that my blog has been getting so intolerably flooded with dark, serious topics that nobody really gives a damn about. anyways, i primarily intended to make this blog an outlet of my intellectual thoughts [if my thoughts are really intellectual], so i guess it's logical if i really am so wallowy. oh shit, now i'm starting to get serious again. i'm happy and this is a happy blog. weeeeeeee. [background music: makulay ang buhay]
happy thought #1: i should have posted this one a long time ago. this was taken during our first production night for Sigaw, Kalayaan's official newsletter wherein i was unknowingly unlucky enough to be the EIC. nostalgia*i really look like a korean superstar* from 9pm to 6:30am, the only things we did were taking silly photos and other stuffs so un-journalistic. but it was really fun. bummer,how i wish God could give us a better source of productivity. happier thought: perhpas God will really do. hmm.

ii. happy/not-happy



happy thought #2: unfortunately, Leya hasn't uploaded pics from our 2nd prod night, save for this not so actual photo of me getting violently abused by Ate Wennah, wahaha. which makes me wonder, am i really that despicable? just yesterday i was able to finish my last assigned article about public display of affection in our dorm, and we were also able to wrap up things including the drawing for our margarita column [bwahaha]. unfortunately i won't be able to post my articles here since the first issue is yet to be published but i told our layout artist, Wang, that we should upload a PDF file somewhere in the net.


ate wennah: kapag 2am, inaasahan kong matatapos niyo na 'to ha?

me: sige picture-picture muna!

ate wennah: [graphic violence]

me: [pose lang]

iii. realizations

last week wasn't as hellish as i thought it would be. lucky for me, our Philo finals was cancelled because our 25-year old prof was flying off to UK, so we were left doing nothing. however the math exam was rather sad, i forgot to graph because i overlooked the directions again. damn, those pasang-awa grades are getting so annoying already. i nearly aced my german exam but i was deducted 0.5 because of a misplaced umlaut so i had to settle for a 49.5/50. syet. omaygad, i forgot, i'm supposed to be happy. happy thought #3: kalai life is really, oddly fun.napaka vain ng Sigaw

ate wennah: kailangan natin gumawa ng article stating our stand sa death ni Cris Mendez. sa kalai kasi, may mga issues na na yung ibang mga magulang, pinapalipat na nila yung mga anak nila by next sem kasi natatakot sila. so, ano mga opinion ninyo?

me: kung ako lang naman ate, kung mamamatay ka, eh di mamatay ka. kasi i find it senseless na masyadong pinoprotektahan nung mga magulang yung mga anak nila, eh pano kami matututo ? di ba nga, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger? yun nga lang, pag namatay ka eh patay ka na talaga.

tumawa sila. tama naman sinabi ko eh. ansama.

last happy thought: hindi ako naniniwalang happy post ito. yun lang.

*all pictures from our photojournalist/vain photographer, Lea /Lee-yah/ [i know the story behind this pronunciation, wahaha..]

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