Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is:
Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

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Saturday, January 26, 2008

mabuhay philippines


the week has been so haggard. if it wasn't for my positive thinking methods, i would have jumped off kalay's third floor with Erlinda Catering's line of lazy chefs. but no, i am a happy creature of God and the universe, i am alive and well, and typing.


orgy, orgy


after so much drama and lethargy in my life, i decided to finally join an org to perk up my boring extra-kalay living. my buddy, lorraine, has been bugging me ever since to join bannuar. and so since i don't have much neurons and reason to think about the pros and cons of org-joining, i just said yes and here i am, trying to write four scripts for four skits in our talent's night this saturday.


aaargh. me dancing papaya is MURDER. anyways, i have already donned a flashy skirt for more than 10 minutes, there could nothing be worse to do in this life.


in the holy name of your daddy


i love life and i honestly don't think that i am suicidal. that is why i feel so evil to find victory christian fellowship meetings as uber boring and freaky. however, i respect these people who attend VCF meetings. it's just that. err, just freaking get me out of those prayer-slash-worhip mini concerts. aargh.


[sadness note: i forgot to bring my usb cable at home so i won't be able to post the VCF pictures i took. wahaha.]


grand violator


i spent the whole evening [and morning] at jollibee philcoa. it was a long story, but what i could explicitly say is that i violated kalay's curfew just to watch 'sweeney todd' with my 'future' org mates. the movie was good enough, although the only mental pictures i have retained from it are the throat slashing maneuvers of johnny depp. since the movie finished at 12am, we just decided to eat at jollibee, and then due to certain complications, we opted to spend the night there, talking about stuffs and the like.


only two of us stayed in kalay, and so we waited for 7am before going back there. i feel so rule-breaker-ish. which is bad.


from sweeney todd: nothing's gonna hurt you, not while i am here [then depp slashes a throat]


morbid.


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Sunday, January 13, 2008

math 14 hyperventilations


i took my uber yummy deliciously finger-licking good trigo exam this afternoon. finally, the exam is over after five days of postponement and a big, big celebration for a 100 year old UP. funny on the end part though, when we were made to graph and i was itching to go home. i panicked to look at the coordinates of my graph all pointing out to zero. shet. that would make my graph a straight line, but graphs of sin function are, like, sinusoidal. good thing i was able to resolve the error. happiness!

shawarma dreams

there is really something about khaleb shawarma's super addicting shawarma rice. i can't take my cravings, i want it! i WANT shawarma rice! now!

planner frenzy

i find having this planner thing from papemelroti handy. now i am able to reduce so much hype and hysteria with my life since i have this neat, goody-good schedules written dandily on brown paper. what's with me and brown papers?! am i not normal?!

[note: i am lusting for: UP geographical society's geog trivia quiz, jan 17]


happiness centennial dramatology

last centennial kickoff, i was able to meet my high school friends who have been haggard lately with their college lives. i loved the centennial kickoff. there was something really jubilant and happy about the air. happiness happiness, pure happiness.

hooray.

i'm so happy that i couldn't think of anything to right [ehrr, write].

isn't that nice.

happiness.


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Friday, January 11, 2008

lately, this dilemma has been so disturbing that i felt the itch to post and BEG for help. some of my floormates and i are perplexed by the glaring comparison.


which one is gay-er?


this one?

or this one?

i'll elaborate on my life of happiness on my next post. i need to sleep for my yummy-delicious exam tomorrow. rawr.



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Saturday, January 05, 2008

i feel really happy today [goodbye, depression.]


it's only about two months until the school year ends, which means two months in psychology department and i'm free, free, free. happiness. [i love our department, i just feel that there are far more sensible things in life and in the universe to sttudy about. i mean, i want MORE, MORE. gimme more!]

i read this book about being thankful for your life, about isolating yourself from the fallacy of this political world, the superficial wantings, and man's petty standards for success and happiness. being the philo-junkie that i was, i felt really enlightened, like, a sunshiny kind of enlightenment...like...happiness. it was awe inspiring to connect all the dots, all that i've read in our philo class and other philo readings seemed to fit in. and so there, i have, like, a new life now. happiness again.

so now, i'm thankful for: my wondrous kalai life, my eccentric kalai friends, my equally psychotic kalai buddies, my influential resident assistants who stimulate my sense of maturity, my intellectual growth, my snail-paced lovelife [is there even one?], u.p diliman's enriching milieu, everything i have learned, everyone that made me learn, my education, my bright, attainable plans.

when the finals week ends, i will sit in one corner of this world and ponder on where i'll go. i can go somewhere and get myself filthy rich, paint myself with the color of perceived success, feed myself with pride and all those human crapolas. but i can choose to be a cosmopolitan giver of worth, the stirrer of sense. i can make greater things, i think.

kasi. this world is just too beautiful for petty, flashy daydreams.

happiness.

survey stolen from drag queen, riley palanca.

1) PLACE YOU HUNG OUT THE MOST IN THIS YEAR:
B-123, B-120, kalai. gahd, kalai lang pala ang social life ko.

2) FAVORITE NEW PLACE YOU DISCOVERED:
CASAA. medyo hot siya, so am i. so we click. angal...at saka, tummy-friendly siya kapag last class ko na pag MTh.

3) PLACES YOU WENT ON DATES:
so sad but true, pero wala akong lovelife. hintay ka lang [happy thoughts...happy thoughts..]

4) FAVORITE VACATION SPOT OF THE YEAR:
tabaco city. foreigner na ako sa aking birthplace.

5) PLACES YOU MADE OUT IN THIS YEAR:
my brain...hahahaha
______________________________________________________________________________*****PEOPLE:1)

PERSON/S WHO TAUGHT YOU ALOT THIS YEAR:
si ate wennah, si mam SJ, si mam jo, ako rin. marami. hayyy. salamat!

2) AN OLD FRIEND YOU REDISCOVERED THIS YEAR:
si neil, see you next sem sa ECE. hahaha.

3) PERSON WHO TOLD YOU THE NICEST THING ABOUT YOURSELF:
si mam SJ. dahil sa mga comments niya, gusto ko na mag philo. thanks mam. [blog reader ba kita mam?]

4) PERSON WHO DID SOMETHING REALLY GREAT FOR YOU (AND WHAT):
sigaw people siguro. first time na may mag surprise birthday celebration saken. aww..touching.

5) PERSON YOU SPENT THE MOST TIME WITH THIS YEAR:
First Floor Boys. we're, like, a big fat happy family.

6) PERSON YOU DID SOMETHING REALLY GREAT FOR (AND WHAT):
jeljel. namigay ako ng limpak limpak na regalo. overstatement. haha.

7) SOMEONE YOU WISHED YOU TALKED TO THIS YEAR:
mr. alvin. i want to hear lies kasi.

8) SOMEONE WHOM YOU STARTED A GREAT NEW FRIENDSHIP WITH:
first floor boys, dormmates, sigaw people, some classmates, and myself [naks!]. kelangan ko na talaga ng social life. NOW.

9) OLD ENEMY YOU MADE PEACE WITH THIS YEAR:
i'm at peace. we're living different lives now.

10) SOMEONE YOU LOST THIS YEAR:
wala naman. saya.

11) PERSON/S YOU KISSED THIS YEAR:
asa.

12) PERSON WHO MADE YOU LAUGH THE MOST:
first floor boys. happiness.

13) PERSON WHO MADE YOU CRY:
...

14) PERSON YOU DISLIKED WHEN THE YEAR BEGAN BUT ENDED UP BECOMING GOOD FRIENDS WITH:
nikkoyabs. hehe. peace yabut.

15) PERSON YOU CRUSHED ON THE ENTIRE YEAR:
rawrr. magiging kami na in a span of three weeks. HAHAHAHAHAHA

16) SOMEONE YOU WISHED YOU APOLOGIZED TO:
wala. i'm, so guiltless.

17) PEOPLE YOU WENT OUT ON DATES WITH:
coming soon.

18) FRIENDS YOU WENT OUT WITH ALOT:
mga lagalag na first floor boys. nikkoyabs, john dale, jeff, kimpi, mykol,jadie, rico, jeljel, marco aris. etc etc, marami pa, sorry sa na omit.

19) COOLEST PERSON YOU MET THIS YEAR:
ate wennah. haha.

______________________________________________________________________________*****STUFF:1)

CLOTHING ITEM YOU WORE MOST THIS YEAR:
my lee pants.

2) NICEST PRESENT YOU GOT THIS YEAR:
laptop.

3) FAVORITE SONG OF THE YEAR:
only time-enya. me specified astral wavelengths pala to kaya soothing. oohh..

4) COOLEST EVENT OF THE YEAR:
shet shet shet. LANTERN PARADE!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

5) NEW 'HOBBY' YOU PICKED UP THIS YEAR:
passive ogling.

6) BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR:
exploring the powers of your inner mind-jaime licauco.

7) BEST MOVIE:that i watched this year?
transformers!

8) MOST SHOCKING NEWS HEADLINE OF THE YEAR:
women pakistanis vow to support 'hot' bhutto son. waddahel?!

9) FAVORITE FOOD FOR THE YEAR:
rodics jumbosilog!

10) FAVORITE NEW ARTIST THAT CAME OUT THIS YEAR:
Colbie Caillat

______________________________________________________________________________*****LESSONS:1)

WISEST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR:
chose UP over ateneo. chose kalai over apartment.

2) STUPIDEST THING YOU DID THIS YEAR:
swore in front of my comm3 prof. biatch.

3) BIGGEST CHANGE IN YOUR LIFE THIS YEAR:
maturity. i now know what things really matter.

4) BIGGEST CHALLENGE OF THE YEAR:
getting a love life while being OC.

5) SOMETHING YOU LEARNED THE HARD WAY:
your being is so much more than societal labels.

6) GREATEST LESSON YOU LEARNED ABOUT:
A. LIFE- it's a very big world, we can do great things. B. LOVE- give me some!

7) BEST JOKE YOU'VE HEARD ALL YEAR:
yeah. i don't remember them too.

8) BIGGEST DISAPPOINTMENT OF THE YEAR:
no love life. pero, i will persist! hahahahah

9) BIGGEST BLESSING OF THE YEAR:
my corridor mates. cheesy.

10) BIGGEST THING YOU DISCOVERED ABOUT THE WORLD:
feeble minds cannot comprehend it.

11) BIGGEST THING YOU DISCOVERED ABOUT PEOPLE IN GENERAL:
sometimes, man is really hopless.

______________________________________________________________________________*****AND

LASTLY!!!
1) GOALS/DREAMS FOR THE NEW YEAR:
shift out. do voluntay socio-civic work. get a wider social life. be happy. do great things. write a book.

2) PREDICTIONS FOR THE NEXT YEAR ON:
A. LOVE – come on come on. haha. B. CAREER – i'll be on the right track now =)

1) Was 2007 a good year for you?
absolutely.

2) What was your favorite moment of the year?
my usual first sem schooldays. happiness.

3) What was your least favorite moment of the year?
ousting alvin. haggard.

4) Where were you when 2007 began?
in QC.

5) Who were you with?
family.

6) Where were you when 2007 ended?
in QC.

7) Who were you with when 2007 ended?
family.
8) Did you keep your new years resolution of 2007?
never had one.

9) Do you have a new years resolution for 2008?
kinda. be sunshiny and attract positivity.

10) Did you fall in love in 2007?
in lust and love. hahaha.

11) If yes, with who?
uhmm. with myself!

12) If yes, do they know?
i hope so. haha.

13) Are you still in love with them?
whatever. kinda.

14) Do you regret it?
no. that's life.

15) Did you breakup with anyone in 2007?
nope.

16) Did you make any new friends in 2007?
yeah!
17) Who are your favorite new friends?
floormates.

18) What was your favorite month of 2007?
september! bonded na ang ffb.

19) Did you travel outside of the Philippines in 2007?
No

20) How many different states did you travel to in 2007?
N/A

21) Did you lose anybody close to you in 2007?
no. if i did, don't care. hahaha.

22) Did you miss anybody in the past year?
sorta. my hometown people.

23) What was your favorite movie that you saw in 2007?
transformers nga.

24) What was your favorite song from 2007?
ano nga ba yung sinabi ko sa taas? ah. only time.

25) What was your favorite record from 2007?
aaaaaaaah!!! it's not too soon before long-maroon 5

26) How many concerts did you see in 2007?
2 UP concerts.

27) Did you have a favorite concert in 2007?
yung pailaw. aaah. go UP. haha.

28) Did you drink alcohol in 2007?
a LOT. maraming b.i eh. haha

29) Did you do drugs in 2007?
nope.

30) How many people did you sleep with in 2007?
asa naman.

31) Did you do anything you are ashamed of this year?
no. i love me.

33) What was the worst lie someone told you in 2007?
can't remember. don't care.

34) Did you treat somebody badly in 2007?
gelbert?hehe.

35) Did somebody treat you badly in 2007?
don't even TRY.

36) How much money did you spend in 2007?
ehrr. accounting sucks.

37) What was your proudest moment of 2007?
excuse me riley, i was best speaker two times. the finals judges had their ears gagged up, that's why you were best speaker. bitter. haha. debate championships/ HS graduation.

38) What was your most embarrassing moment of 2007?
don't care. i love me.

39) If you could go back in time to any moment of 2007 and change something, what would it be?
nothing really. for the sake of answering, philo, philo, PHILO!!!!!

40) What are your plans for 2008?
make the world a more realistic space. naks.


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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

hooray, new year, hooray

just so i could balance my zen, this post is a jumpily happy, uberly bubbly and overwhelmingly sunshiny one.

even though i don't see the logic in bidding farewell to '2007' [whaddahell, as if we have a choice not to leave 2007], i still want to fit in with the rest of the thinking filipino population and bid my byebyes to the past 365 days of my breathing, delusional existence. and now it's 2008! positivity! positivity!


let's pause for a while and attract positive energy...
...
we spent the new year in quezon city, just like last year. and apparently, for the next few years, our new year will be celebrated away from my hometown of tabaco. yes, my hometown. my parents keep on insisting that it's high time for us to root our lives into the pampanga culture, telling us that the next celebrations should be done there since our ancestors, their spirits and their remains, etc etc are imbibed in there.


ehrr.. no.


resolutions and evolutions


i've always questioned the veracity behind 'new year resolutions'. and up until now i do. like, whatever, easier said than done on new year's day. i mean, we're all LIARS! however, since i feel jumpily happy and sunshiny, i want to list down fictitious and far-fetched, impossible resolutions and whatever-makeovers on my perfectly tolerable life.


1) stop being so psychotic.


2) stop telling the ate ice cream scooper that i'm depressed just so she gives me extra ice cream.


3) continue my strife, struggle and battle for an iPod.


4) stop leaving my soap at kalai's bath room.


5) stop picking leaves along freshie walk then counting them on the way back to the dorm.


6) stop having homicidal tendencies against my comm 3 prof last sem.


7) be a more effective, harsher and more serious sigaw editor in chief.


8) stop mentally assessing other people's subjective worth.


9) be more friendly, flirty and HAPPY.


10) punch somebody on the face.


i live by the aphorism 'great is the man of his words', and also that cliche statement about promises and breaking them. [insert evil laugh.]


let's again pause for a while to attract positive energy in this new year...


...


i am positive that 2008 will be a blast! [i define 'blast' as : a state of utter happiness, excitement and joy experienced on the different aspect of one's life such as academics, love life, family life, friendships, sex life, social life and others.rawr]


heyheypi new year everyone. get a [new] life!


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