super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Friday, February 27, 2009
TOP 3 THINGS I LEARNED IN BA 180.1
1) I LEARNED THAT I'M BORDERING ON BEING A COMPUTER-ILLITERATE.
2) I LEARNED THAT BILL GATES IS A GIFT TO HUMANITY.
3) I LEARNED TO BE REALL, REALLY FRIENDLY. CHAROT.
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Monday, February 23, 2009
It's a mesh/mess.
I'm squeezing myself in our small share of domestic urban space. Just a few steps from Trinoma, though I always get tired whenever I walk, instead of taking a tricycle ride. These are during the days when I have to drag my laundry back home with 25 pesos in my pocket. Enough for a load, and to go unli while waiting for people to text. Or to not text.
I have a problem with time. And waiting. And why impatience is punished in this self-righteous world. I have a problem with rationalizing forgiveness, or why we should be good when in fact we're vile. I have a problem with selecting the best options, and why economics makes option selection so hyper-scientific.
I don't know what is it with goals and dreams that make us think we're fulfilled. Or bound for fulfillment. I don't know what is it with achieving that makes us worth something. Why is laziness a crime. Why is rest mere futility. Why do we have to toil and let go.
Why do we have to wait and think that abstinence is delayed reward. Why does hope exist when it borders on desperation. Why are there boundaries that are blurred.
Why is there confusion. And how come I can never think enough. Or at least correctly. What's with the corrective function of error when we commit them over and over again.
What's with life and how come Shonda Rhymes thinks the power of thinking can erase all wounds, lighten all burdens, and wipe out all the deep shit on earth.
Last night, I tried to meditate inside my dorm room. When my room mate was away.
But I found it hard to empty myself of thoughts, when thinking alone tells me I'm heading towards something definitive.
charot.drama.
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Saturday, February 07, 2009
25 random things we shouldn't care about
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you!
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1) I have an obsessive liking towards anything orange. Whenever I look for a bag, or a shirt, or a pen, or anything, I resort to an automatic process of elimination by ignoring anything un-orange. Except, of course, when the orange ones are too expensive, like Giordano's latest line of orange shirts.
2) When I was in Grade 1, my teacher called me out of a sudden and asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her I wanted to be a lawyer. Eleven years after, I'm still itching to get into law school.
3) The only award I received in Kindergarten was 'Well-Behaved.'
4) I once had a falling out with my best friend when we entered high school. I haven't talked to him ever since.
5) I don't eat soft and overcooked pancit canton. It has to be somewhat firm and raw, like the pasta in Yellow Cab's meatball spaghetti.
6) I don't know how to style my hair. I would often get late for class trying to make my hair look decent. Then I just end up shampooing it again to remove the excess wax.
7) Growing up, I thought I was destined to be a writer. I'm an accounting major right now.
8) In first year high school, my math teacher ordered me to get out of the classroom because she caught me reviewing for a quiz in agriculture class. Last summer, when I bumped into her with her co-teacher, this conversation happened:
Ma'am X: Elfermin, do you still know her? (points to Ma'am Math Teacher)
Me: Uhm..I forgot her name.
9) My faith in Filipino films died right after I watched Lovi Poe in Shake Rattle and Roll 9. But I kind of got it back again after watching 'Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros'.
10) When I have repressed depression issues or when I'm downright depressed, I splurge on alcohol. But if I don't have issues, I don't see why I should even drink liquor.
11) One of my regrets in life is turning down a creative writing scholarship offer from an arts school in Mount Makiling.
12) My weekly allowance is 2000 pesos. But whenever I want to buy something, I can be extremely frugal and save up to one thousand pesos.
13) I always avail of Globe's unlimited text promo, regardless of the level of need for text correspondence. Because I have a feeling that it's sulit.
14) I easily get distracted whenever I'm studying, or whenever I'm listening to something. That's why every time I prepare for exams, I have to be somewhere quiet and isolated.
15) I used to love Heroes so much that I watch certain episoded repeatedly. But come Season 3, I felt that it was already insulting viewer intelligence.
16) When I was 10, I bought a ready-made kite. It was my first kite, and I never managed to fly it.
17) Last Christmas vacation, my father saw a pack of menthol cigarettes inside my bag. He took one out and asked me if I had a lighter. One month later, he threatened to cut my allowance if I don't stop smoking.
18) I used to be amazed by the Korean culture so much that I had Korean movie marathons when I was in high school. But right now, I'm so fed up. I think they're everywhere, and I hate racism, too.
19) In my hometown, people call me 'Elf' or 'Elp'. In UP, people call me 'Bok' or 'Elfer' or 'Elfie'. I'm fine with any of them.
20) I used to represent my high school during badminton tournaments. I quit competitive playing when I was in third year because of a statistics subject.
21) When I left Kalayaan Dorm, I packed all my things inside a garbage bag, since I didn't have a luggage big enough to hold everything.
22) I returned the iPhone that my father gave me because I had to die first before I could finish typing a text message.
23) I do really weird things when I'm drunk.
24) The last time I cried was when I was trying to shed a tear on cue, in front of a mirror.
25) Once, when I dined out with my block mates, I intentionally recited 'Our Father' instead of the usual prayer before meal. I laughed loudly afterwards.
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Thursday, February 05, 2009
Because I Feel Like I Care
Omg, everything feels so solemn.
I'm in the Main Library, minutes after I was mildly surprised when my laptop connected to the Wi-Fi with less effort and less divine aid.
And so I plan to write about profound things, rant about life, complain on why I don't get the things I want, or why they just don't arrive at the time when I need them the most, or why they arrive at the wrong time, that's why I think I don't want them when in fact maybe, just maybe, I do.
Basically, the point is I have issues with my life. Real problems. Like, drama. Like, I-m-bordering-on-emoness-but-I-can't-since-I-have-quasi-pride drama. But I don't want to feel sad because I have this newfound hobby- glorifying beautiful, small things in life. LOL
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1) I attended a Bannuar activity for the first time in days, which is relatively a long time already. It was about orienting applicants about our org life, and asking them questions like we're so concerned (of course we are!smiley). It was also about eating bebengka, watching AVPs, and telling someone that he looks like a pecking chicken. Gee. Bottomline is I was there. And I was able to dine out with some of my org mates after a long time. I think I miss them. I think so. Haha.
2) I joined this quiz bee about LOVE yesterday. And since I'm used to frustrations in life, I gladly took home 1000 that my competitive teammates, Jacques 'The I Love Chow Yun Fat So Much that I Know All his Movie Lines!' guy and Jovan 'OMG I need PR' guy (joke lang.haha), divided among ourselves.
It makes me sad somehow. Given that we won the first price, I would have taken home 1000 and would have been able to buy a new orange pair of Chuck Taylors from JPIA's Converse Sale at Yellowhouse, AS Walk (30-70 per cent off). And yes, I just advertised.
3) Right now I have 1 100 pesos. If I can survive with 150 tomorrow, I'll rush to AS to buy that orange chucks. If I don't. Wala lang.
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I need to read over my economics lessons tonight. I had missed like, three classes already. Because apparently, Econ hates me.
Err.
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Sunday, February 01, 2009
Hi, I'm a Friggin' List
Because I like to be neat and organized in an exaggerated way, I'll blog in a to-do-slash-list form. Or whatever.
1) I got sick after my 181 exam (quantitative analysis). Maybe because it was the first time that I studied in Starbucks for an exam. Or maybe because I realized one big mistake in my computation 20 minutes before the end of the allotted time, or after asking our prof 5 seemingly innocent questions just to fish for the right answer/solution. Harhar. The point is I got sick, and I felt so hurt and oppressed by the kind of system and competition the university is imposing upon us. LOL.
2) Because it's recent, I finally had my PSP repaired. It took me two trips to SM north, which is like, five minutes away from our QC apartment. At first the guys at Cyberzone kept on slipping back and forth the memory card through its slot, or switching it on and off. I hated them. But just three hours ago Kuya I-can't-give-you-a-200-discount finally fixed the thing. It cost me 700 pesos and a vow of starvation for the week.
And in addition, right now I'm downloading Harvest Moon, the only game I worshipped since forever. Omg. All these for Harvest Moon.
3) Spent last week's Friday evening in Trinoma for the nth time with my BA blockmates. And since we're a very uncoordinated bunch, we ended up leaving each other behind (err) and infuriating each other like mating cats. Pardon the metaphors, it's been too long since I last wrote something creative. And so the gist of the night was when Y and I just shared juicy life stories at the Main Lib's stairs, since we felt that it was too early to sleep.
4) Was jolted into reality by a flunking mark in a quiz. Err. What the hell.
5) Haven't been to Bannuar tambayan lately. Because company is selective and because my mood has been very uncooperative for the past week.
6) I'm so stressed lately, that I LOOK stressed. Just like what I shared with a friend, recently my life has been consciously and unconsciously centered on my acads, which I think is an exaggeration, or maybe just my excuse.
7) I don't think I'm making any sense. There's a time lapse in between this post's paragraphs, and I realized that the Harvest Moon file I was downloading was corrupted. So I'm downloading new torrents again.
8) I want to watch Slumdog Millionaire, and Milk, and Rachel Getting Married. Or anything I can get from the nearest DVD pirate.
9) Found my badminton shoes, after two years of mourning. My mother said I brought it with me when I checked in at Kalay way back freshie year, and then, she said, I lost it. The weird thing is, I believed her, and I was shocked when I saw the pair all yellowish but decent-looking just this morning. It was hidden inside one of the shoeboxes piled all over our QC house.
10) It's almost 9 in the evening and I have to go back to my dorm to finish my accounting exercises. But no, here I am waiting for my PSP game downloads to finish. Tomorrow's a free day anyway.
It's so hard to blog with Korina Sanchez blabbering at the background.
Anyway, nothing else. HOMG, my creative juices are DEAD.
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