super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
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Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Friday, May 05, 2006
MGA KABOBONGAN NI BOB ONG
(pagkilatis sa modern Pinoy "semi-philosopher")
I.walang saysay na introduction
shete sayang ng 180 pesos ko.kakatapos pa lang ng review classes ko sa katipunan nun at sumakay ako sa isang hypoventilated jeep na basang basa sa pawis.tapos bumaba sa up tapos nakita ko tadtad ng banderitas yung sunken garden galing Maynilad(ewan ko kung me koneksyon).tapos sakay uli ako papunta sm west tapos may dalawang pendehong faggot na sumingit sa pila kaya napasiksik na lang ako.leche.ang init sa jeep.leche ang taxi kasi mahal.kaya , bumaba ako sa sm tapos nag cross ako ng road at saka ung mga taeng taxi mababangga sana ako leche talaga.anyway, gutom na ako nun kaya pumunta ako sa "cheapified" starbucks, ang "the coffee experience.
II. coffebucks experience
anu bang kalechehan ang ginagawa ngayon ng mga tagapagtinda ng kape.kahit isang baso lang ng latte na may yelo eh pwede nang pang two days unlimited sa smart.leche.eh d pagpunta ko sa sm west eh taas agad ako sa third floor papunta sa coffee experience sa may "going straigh"(sexual orientation center).tapos akala ko ung latte bla bla ay mga 30-40 something lang pero leche 65 pala yung regular, mas leche kasi ang liit nya lang at kahit uminom ako ng isang drum nun ay tulog agad ako sa mga kanta ni enya.leche.kaya dahil sa grave frustration kong ito ay bumaba agad ako at nagsimula na namang mag self-assess kung ano ang gusto kong course(weirdo talaga).so habang naglalakad ako sa sm ay nag hahyper ventilate ako habang kinakausap ko ang aking subconscious tungkol sa "interests" ko sa buhay.napadaan ako sa national bookstore at naisip kong bilhin yung "Ang Paboritong Libro ni Hudas" sa pag aakalang ito ang tanging librong pam pilosopiya na kaya ng 180 pesosesoses.
III.refund! refund!
me respeto ako sa kapabilidad ni bob ong sa pagsusulat.nasa cebu ako noong 2002 nang mabasa ko ang abnkkbsnplako. maganda ang istilo niya kasi eto ung manner of writing natin kung hindi tayo nag tatry na i flaunt ang ating vocabulary.maganda rin ung bakit.. pero ang haba ng title. pero ung "paboritong libro ni hudas",,huwaaaaaat, para siyang diary ng isang elementary student na pinakialaman ng isang ambisyosong publisher. kasi, shallow ang topic, disoriented and flow, di nagkiklik ang humor.kahit siguro si gary lising ay mapapahikab na lang. first 50 pages pa lang nagmumura na ako. para kasing iniinsulto ng awtor yung utak ko eh.pabago bago na lang, 'varied' kuno pero messy na talaga siya. ewan ko kung ano pa meron sa huli pero naguguluhan na ako kay bob ong.kahit ganun ang hudas ay bibilhin ko pa rin ung next books niya.pero leche sayang ng 180.pero siguro, hindi lang talaga ako hudas kaya hindi ko ma appreciate. pero sayang at pumunta pa si bob ong sa baguio para lang may maisiksik sa kaawa awang librong ito.nakakaasar!!
di niyo ba masyadong kakilala si bob ong?http://www.bobongbooks.com
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