super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Sunday, September 30, 2007
Itsch Meh Vertshdeih:
verbal morphisms and a 16-year old
i.let's pretend i'm young
i had my 16th birthday last september 27. it was the first birthday of my college life. i woke up early, before 8am, since my first class starts as 8:30am. my birthday present, however, i got a day before. and it wasn't even as simple as getting it. my siblings and i had to comb through every nook of sm north cyberzone just to find the best laptop one could get for less that 45 000 pesos. and thus, i settled for this nice, cute, er, shiny toshiba laptop. yey. i now feel so tech-savvy. early that evening rico [my co-celebrator] and i decided to give some treat to our first floor buddies, so we went to coop to buy some chips and four pepsi bottles, then all of us just chowed down for hours.
me: (reading my philo report) huh?emergency meeting?
william (roommate): yep. sa conference room daw sabi ni ate wennah.
ate wennah: (conference room) nauuhaw ako. bok pakilagyan naman ng tubig tong mug ko.
me: (weh. ako??hehe.)
Vain Sigaw People: (behind the dark) happy birthday!!!!
me: (sosyal.surprise talaga)
these vain sigaw people are really creative and thoughtful. thanks to everyone. leya for the short laptop presentation, andrei for the drawing [i suppose], stefi for holding the drawing, wang for taking some pictures, fred for his unsolicited existence [hehe], daniel for his being there [and for being dreary], michael because he exists on that particular time and space [and he always bugs me when we meet at the stairs], kat for her shiny braces, danica for her tolerance to censorship, peter because he is peter, mario for his brave attempt at an UPSAic birthday song, mikee for her loudness, william because he didn't harrass the camera, carla for holding the lemon square cake and for giving me an oil blot at math building [hehe] and to our haggard adviser, ate wennah who is really good in acting.
if only the first issue would just come out. even in a not so surprising manner.
of course, if we say sigaw, we always mean pictures.
everything in sigaw always ends up with a picture. again, thanks everyone.
happy birthday to me.
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