gahd. why can't our TV producers grow up? and why on earth is lastikman such a piece of visual and intellectual crap?! why does vhong navarro invade the screen space with such stupidity and linearity? who is the show's script writer and i want to smack a logic book right unto his/her face! people, why are you tolerating viewer-stupidity with your dumbass plot and freakingly shallow cast of impish characters! lastikman is like, idiocy! gahd! translate it to bahasa or mongolian so at least i have a basis to disown that show! now!

for the sake of calming myself down, allow me to dissect and deconstruct that airhead show, lastikman!

plot- lastikman bagets-mode lands on earth on a CGI spaceship and gets adopted by a weed-collector. he is a friggin loser, poor and gets bullied by his slut-ass mother who freaking hates her because he comes from another planet lightyears away!!!he likes this airhead chic who is full of ass and boy-loving but since he is a loser he doesn't stand a chance. add these bland sleep-inducing copycat characters and lastikman's life is your usual superhero hell! [or something like that]. pleeeeeeeeeeasssssse! would the script writers get some neurons?! how many times has this stupid shit of cheap literature been recycled?! can't you like get some more interesting turn of events, like, lastikman is actually an organism that sprung up from the oil deposits at saudi arabia?! don't you pity your filipino viewers? your feeding them with the same shit over and over again! you freakingly dumb people! sheeet!

vhong navarro as lastikman-okayy..let me be nicer on this one. as an actor, vhong navarro has no choice but to follow whatever the director or those who conceptualized the characters tell him to do. in this case, they are telling him to be as bland, stupid, imbecile, dumbass [i am running out of adjectives!] stereotypical, copycat, substandard as he could ever be on his whole showbiz career! and hooray! it works because vhong navarro looks like your worst nightmare for your brain-developing baby! he really is soooooooo usual, un-unique, bland and just...UN-original. honestly, i am already living on the philippine soil for 15 years and i have been seeing this shit recycled all over again! and now, lastikman! shit! it's already too dumb to even try copying things! gahd, this is high blood inducing!

iya villania as [who the hell she is]-warm congratulations to iya villania because she was effective in portraying a hard-to-get slut-slash-cheerleader who has her feeble brain filled with pathetic issues of love, boyfriends and body gyrations. congrats to you miss! you look as stupid as your character! shet! again, a copycat! i am just irked, irritated out of my wits whenever i see the same thing, the same characters with the same stupid copycat faces! who the hell are they fooling? do they think ms.villania's occasional twang would make her stand out from all the dumbass damsels she's copying! damn you stupid scriptwriters or whoever you are! get a freaking life.

the whole cast as [the whole cast]-i thought that streetboys dude has been flown off to africa or somewhere?! so why is he still there and why does his face look like it's perpetually swelling? why am i getting so freaking fed up with jake cuenca and his monotonous facial expressions and his irreversible lip protrusion?! shet! why, on earth, did they get a supporting cast as bland and as imbecile as their copycat lead characters! there is not even an inch of uniqueness!

lastikman is a recycled piece of dumbass rubbish! spare us all! please!