Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is:
Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS

Saturday, October 06, 2007

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surreal epalism


it was a harsh, depressing, exhausting, EVIL, chemical, deutsch, mathematical week.

i spent the whole sunday finishing our materials for our philo report. i made letters, placed them on cartons, researched spinoza, sucked in his arguments of evil, and then slept.
monday, i spent reviewing for math 11, only to find out that the exam was rescheduled to saturday. it was good, though, since i had time to get all the photocopies for my chem1 exam. tuesday, i reviewed whatever handout i had for chem1 [which was 3 out of 8]. then, the afternoon was a headache since our prof in german congested our two-week lesson for an hour.

luckily, my wednesday has become a free day since our p.e, duckpin bowling, ended a week before [i will miss you group mates, huhuhu] due to my now absurd bod clock, i woke up at 1pm, skipped bath and took an ikot ride to chem pav to get the other photocopies. while i was waiting for manang, i couldn't help but notice how ancient her photocopying machine was. too ancient that she had to unscrew things, brush stuffs and press and fondle wires just to get the machine going. later, i met my philo groupmates for our final class report. and we had to sing a morphed version of 'ako ay pilipino' by francis m. at a.s lobby.

chemigrrry

now, i love chemistry so much i want to shift to either chem or chem.eng. however, that wouldn't be too probable.

our last exam was,er, nice. it was unexpectedly easy coming from our 'not-so-nice' prof. [whats with 'nice'?!] shit, how come from those pages and pages of photocopies, i never managed to know what the brain-enhancing vitamins are [i hope though, that they are the B-vitamins, i hope] when i was taking the exam, i remembered mam bitare when i was already on the bonus questions. 'the law states that it is illegal for 1st and 2nd degree relatives to marry. what is the scientific basis for this?' prof's question was vague though. what does he mean by 'marry', if they marry would that necessarily mean that the female will be impregnated?! why couldn't he just say, 'copulate' or 'have sex' or 'fuck'? anyway, i remembered mam because she was the one who first explained to me the reason behind that way back in 2nd year, aww, nostalgic.

the weirdest question however was:

kapag ang labada, kinula, maputi. and labandera umiitim pag binabad sa araw, ang labada, pumuputi

while i was reading that i was like, 'waddahek?'

and so i asked prof and he said that it was like: bakit ang labandera pag naarawan umiitim, ang labada pumuputi? and so i just said, ah okeeey sir, and he laughed, perhaps he realized the humor in his test questions. weird humor.

philosophy is evil

our philo report went on really well. our topic was 'dicrimination by thought is evil' 'discrimination against muslims is part of our reality'

mam sj said it was good that we were able to insert philosophy on the subject matter. it was the last meeting for philo 1. i loved that class. i will miss them as well.

deutsch blues
german is gone. and i feel happy about it. however, again, i loved that class too. i will miss my seatmates and mam valera, who is just unbelievably kind. i scored 50/50 for the last exams, which doesn't necessarilly make it a perfect score. it means i just answered the 2 bonus questions incorrectly. too bad. anyways, argh. sad, i miss german. emo.

i loooove math

i saw a vandal on a seat at math building yesterday. it was a comic strip with some unsolicited comments written all over it. it was so funny that i suddenly laughed loudly during class. wahahha. i'm gonna take a photo of that some day. perhaps during finals.

our 3rd exam was smooth-flowing. i managed to avoid another nervous breakdown. it just pains me to think that the last problem was just too impossible for my not so-flexed brain. bummer.

cam whore


inside b-123, john dale's and rico's room.

me: ang cute ng new hairstyle ko.

sila: weh.

me: nyahahah! piktyuran mo nga ako john dale.

jd: vain.

me: piktyuran mo 'ko.

and so..this is just too vain.

my new hairstyle feels way lighter though, compared to how rowdy it was for the last four months:

i'm rethinking of having my hair dyed green. parang masaya. but that would also mean receiving no allowance for the rest of my life. ouch.



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