super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Friday, November 02, 2007
wannabe rock star
i am really disturbed by the concept of 'marketing reflexivity'.
yesterday, we went to trinoma to go buy some stuffs. i've decided that since 2nd sem was looming so [unwantedly] near, i had to at least buy some clothes since my old wardrobe had been harrassed so many times in the washing machine. i thought it was easy since numerous stalls are plucked in at trinoma, ergo, shopping galore.
so that is where i was horrified with 'marketing reflexivity'. i cannot understand why clothing brands like bench, penshoppe, people are people and etc. think that all adolescent males in this country are EMO people. i was mortified when i scavenged through layers and layers of clothes at penshoppe to find that 99% of the clothes they sell are any of the following: a)black, b)black and red, c) red d)clothes with skull bones, guitar and anything emo.
i should first define emo: [define emo: EMO,adj., any visual, intellectual, quasi-literary design or material featuring unique expressions delving on anti-existence, anti-optimism, anti-joy, anti-life or deliberate deviation from what is deemed popular or normal within a specified population, whereas, such deviation is resultant of a stimulus generally emotional or sentimental in nature with varying range and type 2) EMO, n., anything or anyone characteristic of EMO (adj.)]
imagine what hell it was when i had no choice but to fit those freaking emo clothes and look at my nefarious image at the mirror, sporting designs with a red buddha on it, smudged guitars, and 'i don't wanna be lonely' mottos. what is happening on this planet?! do i not have the right to be a unique member of my demographic group?! i am 15 but i am NOT emo. so why are all clothes in all our local clothing brands emo OR smi-emo?!
even bench had no choice but to join this 'compulsary marketing conditioning' by shedding off much of its plain striped polo-shirt and including a line of clothing with the touch of emo-ness on them. now, they display their clothes backwards. there is now a visual exodus on shirts! everything is on the back side!are people lusting over asses nowadays?!
people are people is even worse. shit. i am now bound to think that the entire universe is looking at my generation as a generation of wannabe models and aesthetic climbers. seriously, why the hell would i wear a hooded shirt with crumpled effect plus a v-neck plunging downwards, as if i have a freaking cleavage?
in conclusion though, i am very much aware that within my demography, clothing preference strikingly varies. but i did NOT see that theory when i poked through clothing displays at the major brands we have. everything is either EMO or horrendously 'hyper-stylized'. i am frustrated, really, because choosing the right clothes would take so much time for me unless i am too desperate that i have to settle for Penshoppe's punkass-emoshithead designs.
JERICHO: "O, Heart, bakit ganyan suot mo? Emo ka na rin?"
HEART: "Hindi, Echo...Kikay ako at malandi, malayong maging emo ako. Ginagawa ko 'to kasi nung simulang maging tayo, nawalan na ako ng offers kaya tiniis ko ang pagka-Emo ng Penshoppe.
JERICHO: : "Huhuhu. Patawarin mo ako, pagtiisan na muna natin ito hanggang malaos na ang pagka-EMO dito sa pilipinas!"
HEART: "I hate you Echo, I hate you! Hindi sana nangyari ito kung hindi tayo nag one night stand! Hindi sana ako nagpapaka-Emo at ineendorse ko pa sana ang Palmolive ngayon!"
JERICHO: "Pero, Heart..hindi tayo nag one night stand..nag court ako sa'yo nang dalawang linggo..hindi mo na ba naaalala?.."
HEART: "Ay, hihi..iba pala yun..hihihi. Sige Echo, pose na lang tayo bago pa makasuhan ng libel ang blog writer!"
JERICHO: "O siya siya, baka pati Penshoppe ay isuka na rin tayo. Go EMO! Yebah!"
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