super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Friday, December 14, 2007
oblation run versions
ms.pinky version
me: kamusta naman yung oblation
ms.pinky: t..traumatic...
me: traumatic? bakit naman? disappointed ka?
ms. pinky: hindi, traumatic!
me: disappointed ka kasi maliliit yung tite?
oble-isko version
me: maliliit daw yung tite nung mga nag oblation run?
oble-isko: oo, parang prunes lang eh.
me: kasi naman hindi erect.
oble-isko: hindi, pag nakita mo talaga eh! ang weird nga.
me: baka natabunan nung bulbol nila?
oble-isko: yun din! parang spaghetti yung mga bulbol nila.
mr. minero version
mr.minero: ano ba namang oblation run yan!
me: o, bakit? you were expecting more?wahaha.
mr.minero: hindi noh. di ba sabi nila iniiscreen nila yung mga tatakbo.
me: oo, bakit, wuht happened ba?
mr.minero: eh kahit yung mga puro taba at bilbil pinatakbo bila, me mga boobs pa ata mga yun eh.
baklita version
me: o, bat nakangiti ka? nawindang ka sa pagkarami-raming etits noh?
baklita: as if naman. i've seen much more.
me: akala namen eh ni-UP police ka na eh. baka raw mandakma ka ng tite.
baklita: well...
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it's utter sadness that i wasn't able to watch the oblation run this 12 noon. considering the fact that i have no classes this friday, it was a horrible decision not to attend APO's annual hysteria of male genitals. not that i want to see lotsa penises running around me, it's just that they say it's a very unique UP experience.
i wasn't able to watch oblation run not because i didn't want to see something that i also have, i woke up at 11:15 am and being the lazy ass that i was, it took me another 30 minutes to decide that i should take a bath.
so, no running penises for me.
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i am actually sad right now. tonight is the last christmas presentation in kalai. i have only watched yesterday's presentation and i thought it was kinda too short. plus, i am not a charitable person so the prospect of giving out candies to the children who attended kinda made me snore.
so here i am in our apartment, blogging and not contributing much to the welfare of our society.
gahd, i feel so useless.
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two hours ago i was with mykol, and we were walking towards AS to watch "CAL Faculty Follies" a presentation where professors of the college of arts and letters sang and danced as if they didn't have PHDs and masterals stuck up their sleeves.
i wasn't an artsy, music-savvy student and so the thought of sitting my ass off for two hours was nefarious. it was good that i was able to extort mykol into shouldering 20 per cent of the ticket price.
but when we got to AS and we were on the ticket booth, i had this spur of deppressiveness that made me decide to walk back home, leaving mykol all alone in that jam-packed theatre.
now i realize that my mood swings make me a really bad friend.
sadness.
i'm doing this thing about being manic-depressive for three days. it's for our 'crazy' art studies class where we were supposed to 'channel our human emotions' for some artsy-whatever purposes.
it's actually fun. i'm a natural.
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