super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Friday, December 28, 2007
the super psychotic reviewer edition
the super psycho has been exposed to the metropolis and is now venting his anger towards his blog. WATCH OUT FOR FALLING [AND RISING] DEGREES!
shake rattle and roll 9
what the hell?!
die, shake rattle and roll 9 people, die you all with your cheap prosthetic monsters. JUST DIE!!!
i was waiting for this torrent download to finish when i decided how bleached i have become for staying home too long. and so in a sudden spark of excitement i decided to, heyhey, WATCH METRO MANILA FILMFEST MOVIES...which is, of course, a bad thing. initially i was gunning for 'resiklo' since it was kinda transformer-ish. although bong revilla is there [sad]. however, since i was getting impatient, i opted to watch SRR9 since it would start earlier.
oh may gahd. MURDER.
shake rattle and roll 9 is dumber than i thought. i used to watch previous SRR films and i kinda enjoyed them as a achild, especially the ones with a girl-girly aiza seguerra. however, SRR films now are like IDIOTIC CRAPS. we should all burn them!
i was actually trying to catch a glimpse of katrina halili's portayal of an evil elf. later on i relaized that that one was on the last part of the trilogy, which is BAD since i had to endure LOVI POE's DUMBASS dialogues.
nash aguas: ate, pwede favor?
lovi poe: bakit ano yun?
nash aguas: pwede, tabi tayo sa kama mo mamaya?
lovi poe: ha? bakit? o sige, pero...christmas gift ko na yun sayo ha?
LIKE HELL. how special is that bed and you lying on that bed to qualify it as a christmas gift. gahd.
nash aguas: ate, anong gagawin naten? pano naten siya mapapatay?
lovi poe: hindi ko alam eh! hindi pa ako nakakabasa ng libro tungkol sa mga punong kumakain ng tao!
this onemade me cry in irritation. maghanap ka sa main lib, 'lul!
after the intellectual nightmare that was part 1, i could no longer take the torture and left the cinema in the middle of part two where roxanne guinoo started screaming like a whore. damn metro manila filmfest.
rating: 10 lovi poes /10 [meaning: horrible]
the great debaters
one reason why i detest the metro manila filmfest is that i couldn't watch any QUALITY [hey, what's with all the caps lock?] movies since all filmfest movies are CRAP.
what made me even sadder is that i couldn't see 'the great debaters' on christmas day. screw them.
thank god for torrents. after roughly about 15 hours of downloading, i finally finished the movie. hooray! 'great debaters' is about a group of african-american college students who were inspired by their professor to form a debate team which eventually challenged harvard university in the championships....and WON.[oww..spoiler.] great movie!
james farmer jr.: st. augustine said that a bent law is not a law at all. and if it is that, then we do not follow it, and we should oppose it with violence...or with civil disobedience.....you should pray i choose the latter. [not verbatim, sorry.]
the great debaters
one reason why i detest the metro manila filmfest is that i couldn't watch any QUALITY [hey, what's with all the caps lock?] movies since all filmfest movies are CRAP.
what made me even sadder is that i couldn't see 'the great debaters' on christmas day. screw them.
thank god for torrents. after roughly about 15 hours of downloading, i finally finished the movie. hooray! 'great debaters' is about a group of african-american college students who were inspired by their professor to form a debate team which eventually challenged harvard university in the championships....and WON.[oww..spoiler.] great movie!
james farmer jr.: st. augustine said that a bent law is not a law at all. and if it is that, then we do not follow it, and we should oppose it with violence...or with civil disobedience.....you should pray i choose the latter. [not verbatim, sorry.]
rating: 9 psychos/10 [meaning: outstanding!]
burger king's whooper burger
how do you pronounce 'whooper'?
[miss in front of me]: isa ngang whowper, yung junior.
[cashier]: sir anong klaseng waper, yung junior o yung malaki?
[me]: uhm. yung malaking wuhper.
personally, i'll go for my 'wuhper' version since it's a bit twangy. burger king's whooper burgers are kinda good. i wish though that they enhance the grilled flavor a bit, the meat tastes like it was steamed [which is very bad]. however, i love it that they have a free wuhper jr. for every meal. their fries are perfectly salted [better than mcdo], but i'll still bet my money on mcdo frie's golden crispiness. yummmmmy.
rating: 7 psychos/10 [meaning: uhm.okay.]
hey. why is my blog turning into a crappy review blog. so much for 'deep-ness'!
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