super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
there is this whisp of sadness. something like unending lines of grey, meaningless doodles on white paper. it's the kind of sadness that makes you ask why your life is like this, and if there is more to it.right now i am, well, sad. and it's a deep kind of sadness, a thought-provoking loneliness that makes me think of my worth. gahd. sadness. why God, why??
i am as old as a hundred
this day marks the day when i pressed my ass on a stool and started typing my 100th post for my superly delicious psychopathic blog. i can still remember the day when i made my first post, i was in manila then and just arrived home from a stupid review class. then i thought of blogger, of things, of bob ong, and then wrote stuffs.['uh-oh, tears falling...']
on my 100th post i want to do something new and lengthy. something funny but sensible, lengthy but exciting, new but acceptable. like a milestone, something like making a folio from 3 thousand freaking pesos, something like making your house council prexy look like a 2 year old who happened to attend a theology class, or a wee bit like being the 'jews who punished the sinless jesus christ.'
whatever.
right now i am summoning my two split personalities for a quick chit-chat on my blogging life.
weird.
elfie: hey psycho, so, how does it feel like now that you've written your 100th post?
psycho: nothing, it just makes me realize how much time i have wasted on blogging instead of using it to write my long-dreamed novel.
elfie: ooohh.. so you're bitter now? why, do you think your blog is senseless?
psycho: duh. it's as senseless as hell. it's full of musings that nobody really gives a damn about.
elfie: then why don't you put some sense into it?!
psycho: well... you see, this is how i define a blog. technology has made us all dumb and lazy, too lazy that we strip our verbal creativity down to so-so basics, like 'OH I FEEL SO SAD TODAY, SO I WILL BLABLABLA'. and so if i feel dumb and lazy and tech-savvy-ish. i blog. that's why my blog is so effing senselss and whiny.
elfie: if that's the case, how come not all blogs are like your's?
psycho: duh-oh. DO YOU HONESTLY THINK I CARE?!
happiness galore!
nothing, i am just channeling my positive thoughts.
happiness.
happiness.
more happiness.
i'm supposed to write something monumental today. i wonder where my thoughts have gone to.
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