Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is:
Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

I'M EVERYWHERE!
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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

hooray, new year, hooray

just so i could balance my zen, this post is a jumpily happy, uberly bubbly and overwhelmingly sunshiny one.

even though i don't see the logic in bidding farewell to '2007' [whaddahell, as if we have a choice not to leave 2007], i still want to fit in with the rest of the thinking filipino population and bid my byebyes to the past 365 days of my breathing, delusional existence. and now it's 2008! positivity! positivity!


let's pause for a while and attract positive energy...
...
we spent the new year in quezon city, just like last year. and apparently, for the next few years, our new year will be celebrated away from my hometown of tabaco. yes, my hometown. my parents keep on insisting that it's high time for us to root our lives into the pampanga culture, telling us that the next celebrations should be done there since our ancestors, their spirits and their remains, etc etc are imbibed in there.


ehrr.. no.


resolutions and evolutions


i've always questioned the veracity behind 'new year resolutions'. and up until now i do. like, whatever, easier said than done on new year's day. i mean, we're all LIARS! however, since i feel jumpily happy and sunshiny, i want to list down fictitious and far-fetched, impossible resolutions and whatever-makeovers on my perfectly tolerable life.


1) stop being so psychotic.


2) stop telling the ate ice cream scooper that i'm depressed just so she gives me extra ice cream.


3) continue my strife, struggle and battle for an iPod.


4) stop leaving my soap at kalai's bath room.


5) stop picking leaves along freshie walk then counting them on the way back to the dorm.


6) stop having homicidal tendencies against my comm 3 prof last sem.


7) be a more effective, harsher and more serious sigaw editor in chief.


8) stop mentally assessing other people's subjective worth.


9) be more friendly, flirty and HAPPY.


10) punch somebody on the face.


i live by the aphorism 'great is the man of his words', and also that cliche statement about promises and breaking them. [insert evil laugh.]


let's again pause for a while to attract positive energy in this new year...


...


i am positive that 2008 will be a blast! [i define 'blast' as : a state of utter happiness, excitement and joy experienced on the different aspect of one's life such as academics, love life, family life, friendships, sex life, social life and others.rawr]


heyheypi new year everyone. get a [new] life!


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