Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is:
Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

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Thursday, May 08, 2008

i am currently obsessing on this one:

it's called 'pushing daisies', and it doesn't matter on which channel it airs and when since all of us would just get a pirated DVD of it, anyway. but my problem is that, i CAN'T get a freaking copy!

i have seen this series while i browsed through stacks of counterfeit discs in the 'pirate corner' of UPD's shopping center. it looked so flowery and sounded sooo not famous that i never even contemplated for a second on buying it. hell, TV series on that shop were around 100, so your purchases have to be good.

it turns out, however, that 'pushing daisies' is good for my own standards. why is that so? because it's about a pie-maker who can bring back the dead to life. and no, do not think about sweeney todd while visualizing what i just said. just this afternoon i went back to SC to buy one, but to my horror, all of their stocks were sold out. gahd, pushing daisies is becoming famous now! err.

i also learned that they have demoted this series down the 75 peso price range. err, filipinos have no appreciation towards having the ability to make dead people live again.

i abhor thee

i abhor thee, UP-SM North jeep. i will wake up at 7:30, which is horribly early for my body clock, get dressed up by 8, hop into you at 8:30, and then you freaking drop me off at my destination at 9:10. what a jeep from HELL.

you could have done me a favor and would have opted to not slouch so much whenever you see passengers urging you to stop. but no, you stop on the street as if the whole of manila is your paradahan, wait for prospective fare-payers and even have your driver act out like his own barker. gahd what an urban perversion you are. you take longer than breakfast digestion, you're slower than a luxury morning shower. you are human greed personified, with your interior always sweaty and tight as if tomorrow all commuters will have their own toyota corollas.

you just speed through, gather smoke and dust, gather more smoke, and gather even more passengers. you don't care about me, seated at the end of your sweaty cushioned chair, running pathetically late for my class. you don't care about me and my sense of time. you aggravate my tardiness, you are a spawn of chronological evil, you are the source of spatial stagnation.

i abhor thee, UP-SM North jeep. and now until this warm summer shall end, i will live my sun-kissed days with SM-Lagro taking me to where i should be. right on time.


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