I woke up early today due to some depression issues and decided to go to UP Diliman immediately after my last hair strand dried. I was very eager to see the Dormitory Application Results since two months of domestic lethargy made me miss UP Dorm life.

When I arrived at the Office of the Student Housing, 2nd Floor Vinzons Hall, horror of stupid technical logistics horror! There wasn't any effing list yet. Not even a single effing name on their effing ugly bulleting board! Actually, because of OSH's incredible lack of efficiency and professional ethics and capable rational manpower, people have started lining up outside just to see the un-see-able F*CKING RESULTS that should have BEEN MADE AVAILABLE ALREADY SINCE THEY HAD FREAKING TWO MONTHS OR SO TO SIT THEIR ASSES AND GET THINGS DONE!

I decided to calm down and sit on the floor while looking at obvious freshies and their parents going in and out of the Office asking when the results would be posted. I asked a fellow ex-Kalaier when they would REALLY post the list and he said any time during the day. WTF. And so I decided to eat breakfast at Rodic's first, deliberately slowing down my chewing and digesting and biting. And then instead of the shorter Katips jeep ride I rode an Ikot so when I arrive at Vinzons the heavens would be nice enough to give OSH people the neurons and conscience to post the f**king results.

But surprise! No results yet and people have been crowding the corridor thinking about where they will stay this academic year! And then a mother and son tandem came out and said the OSH will just release the results any time before 5PM. WTF again. They actually expect us wait in there until 5 as if we don't have freaking lives! what the HELL. sayang ng pamasahe! even the carebest people have been delving into hospitality matters by assisting inquiring applicants. minutes after a lady from OSH came out and said we can just look at the results online at 'their site' later, but to be sure, we should expect the results tomorrow. SCREW them.

I decided to inquire inside about the online site thingy and asked if they ACTUALLY had a website, and what did they say?:

basta i-google mo na lang, OSH tapos UPD. [...]

but what was the most infuriating part of it all? while I was waiting for the desk officers answer to my website query, I looked at my left and saw , though the glass door, the OSH people still deliberating on the dorm applications. shet.

what were they up to the whole summer? sun bathing in Boracay? seriously.

OSH should be scrapped off, tossed to the river and be buried in alluvial deposits, err, mud.