Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is:
Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS

Friday, June 13, 2008

Rainy Days and First Days

The week's quotable quote/s:

During my BA 99.1 class:

Esjay: Galing po kasi akong NCPAG, kaya gusto ko rin ng public service. So gusto ko po ng accounting habang nagpa-public service.

Mam Kho: Panu yun? Ikaw yung SGV na nagchecheck ng mga premyo sa Wowowee?
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Econ 100.1

This class is just too big. The whole SE auditorium was jampacked with people congested and all, which reminded me of our freshie orientation a year ago where I had to do UP cheers while avoiding my seatmate's elbow. On the first meeting I was lucky enough to be early, which was natural since I was giddy on the first day. And so my Kalai mates were nice enough to reserve a seat for me from which I could clearly see Prof. Monsod's face and her dandy hot pink skirt, which looked, err, nice.

Prof. Monsod is actually good. No, she's really great. But I am too distracted by the tens and tens of necks staring at me. Again, this class is TOO big, which she also cited, saying some of us should shift to 100.2 for heaven's sake, B..but, I just can't, my Econ 100.1 is one of the few living proofs that CRS actually likes me.

On the other hand, our 100.1 discussion is well, COLD. WTF. Why is SE so cold? That's why I was too busy rubbing myself for some warmth rather than computing for labor hours whatever. And hey, our teaching assistant was so nice. No, she was TOO nice that I actually felt she was being shy in front of us. Am I lucky or what.

Math 100

I kept on saying this lately: naninibago ako sa Math ko, kasi ang aliwalas ng mukha ng prof ko, parang tuwang-tuwa siya sa buhay niya, parang mahal na mahal siya ng Diyos. Last sem kasi, yung mukha ng prof ko, parang puno ng pagdurusa. Cariaga is my math 100 prof and I think she's, err, 'kewl' for the mere fact that she wore the UP Fair 2008 tshirt yesterday, which made me relate to our lesson simply because I was in the UP Fair for a full week. O diba, talk about intimate Math classes.

Eng 30

When our Eng 30 prof came in, I thought she looked like Janice Dickinson, that old supermodel with a stiff face. But hey, I think that among all my profs this sem, i LOVE her the most [this is contestable]. She's just so...un-terror. She even asked the class what kind of grade breakdown we want which is good AND bad. Good because 50% of our grades will come from attendance [wtf?!] AND bUHd because my Econ 100.1 is dikit and the Toki route is HORRIBLY long. But hey, I LOVE mam.

BA 99.1

I think I'm attracted to my 99.1 prof. I mean, she looks like a cross between a feminine Kim Atienza and a cute Persian cat, which is GOOD. She's so cute. I feel inspired. But the attraction is rather, like, 'wow-you're-a-CPA-Lawyer-wow' kind of attraction. I even took pictures of her on the first meeting while she was listening to our 'Why do I want BAA?' answers. 99.1 is just so cute and happy.

However, we realized that behind the cute face and the cuter Chinese visage [it's just the same!], Mam is one, err, fast teacher. We finished the first module [?] in A day. And it was supposed to be discussed for THREE days. She said instead of discussing we should just focus on speed computing, seatworks and all the accounting jizz because those things are more important. But still, 99.1 is just, HAPPY.

Table Tennis

Oh God, I actually hated table tennis in high school. I thought that ping pong is simply NOT for angry people, with a small table, a small ball and a small racket, the sport is bound to be just, not fun.

But I have no right to complain, CRS is simply unaccomodating for my Lawn Tennis dreams.

Env Sci 1

Leya: I thought Manuel Fortes is...younger.

I really think the global-warming-is-heating-the-oceans-and-bleaching-the-coral thing is true since the Marine Science Institute is TOO hot. Econ should lend them more aircons. Leya and I thought Env Sci would be FANN in a Geog-ish kind of way since there's a field trip, b..but, we were grouped separately according to courses. But that girl, Leya was with the Educ people, and she's, SPANISH.

And something interesting, our group name was DAFenders [since DAF means Department of Accounting and Finance]. I thought We LOVE Manny sounded better, if Leya was my groupmate, the idea would have been FANN. B..but. Ugh.

Statistics 101

This is one of the reasons why I can't wait for my Padyak Project bike, I'm supposed to go to my Stat class in Melchor Hall from MSI. And Prof. Fortes is, like, enjoying teaching a lot that I barely have time to breathe inside an Ikot jeep AND, go up to the fifth floor. On the first meeting I ran all the way from Econ to Melchor Hall 5th floor, only to find out that I was actually LATE. Shet. And when Kenneth, Ezzy and I were about to leave after dismissal, I realized that Eng'g has a freaking elevator.

Inside the elevator:

Me to Kenneth: Alam mo, kapag sumasakay tayo dito, feeling ko wala ako sa UP.

Outside the elevator:

Me to Kenneth, pointing at the sign 'Boost your Energy, use the stairs!' poster: Anong boost your energy! Baka lose your energy!

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Teka, wala akong maisip na good ending. Tangenang Lobo yan. Namatay na yata ang original scriptwriter nito kaya parang, ugh, parang tangena! Nakakairita! Tangena ka Lobo! Baka sa susunod nasa hate list ko na 'to, kasabay ni Marianne Rivera. Ulul talaga.










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