Last night I thought I was looking at hell while I stared at my dorm study table cluttered with yellow pads and photocopied sample exams in math, accounting and statistics. But about three hours ago, I was skipping and hopping and laughing and smilling and giggling like a pedophiliac-stalked child while I ran away from Math building. Oh yes, goodbye Math. I love you until I see my final grade.

I am actually thinking of getting a drink or a booze. Something that can make me sing OPM songs while spilling out my life dramas in distorted syllables. I want to watch Serbis tonight, in Film Institute, but all the people I know are broke. God, please give me rich friends. LOL.

I just feel happy that this hellish semester is done. Goodbye first semester! Die bad memories, die! [Note: I am reminded of a scene in Schindler's List where a German girl kept sreaming 'Goodbye Jews!' while she hurled mud at Jews being driven out of their lavish homes. It made me feel depressed for two hours.]

Right now I want to pack up and just take a bus back to Bicol. I need regression! I need to relive happy childhood memories and purge all the UP trauma. Drama.

I read Leya Sumbeling's post about her professors' quotable quotes. Here's my attempt at it:

BA 99.1

Mam Kho: Ako, I don't consider myself as magaling. When you look at my IQ, it's just a little above average. Masipag lang talaga ako. I tell you, wala sigurong tatalo saken sa pagiging masipag. [Kaya nga Summa cum Laude ka Mam eh. Lol. Labyu Mam!]

...at another session.

Mam Kho: 'Di ba class mahirap ang Stat101? Ako nahirapan ako. Do you know what I did? Bumili ako ng libro na ganito kakapal [gestures her finger, mga 5 inches siguro] tapos sinagutan ko siya nang isang buwan. Ayun , na-uno ko siya. [Shet. Ang hirap naman umuno, Mam.]

Yun lang. Yung iba puro na 'Class, you're so careless..' Err.

ECON 100.1

Prof. Monsod: [Discussing on the Millenium Development Goal on Poverty] If you are poor, it's entirely your fault!

Addendum: Sangkatutak na Putang ina pa.

ENG 30

T_T

ENV SCI 1

*ugh*

STATISTICS 101

Isang bonus question sa Exam namin, two months after bagsak ang halos 80% ng class:
'Give on lesson you learned in Statistics. Violent reactions will be entertained.'

Ako: I learned that kahit mamatay-matay ka kakaaral, hindi ibig sabihin 'nun na hindi ka babagsak.

Sa attendance sheet nang last day namin, kailangan namin magsagot ng tanong: 'Huling Hirit, sabihin na ang gustong sabihin saken. Walang bawal.'

Ako: mam, ayaw po kitang sisihin. Iniisip ko na lang na Stat is not for me. Lol. Bahala ka na mam. Siguro naman po you know what you're doing. *pinasa. tapos binawi ko uli at dinagdagan* PS, Mam, may retaining grade po pala kami. Maawa ka Mam ipasa mo po ako please!

MATH 100

cotangent...zzzz..continuous at when is f composed..zzz...integrate natural log of let u substitue..zzzzz... I love you Mam!

Bakit bigla na lang ako nag-Tagalog.

Ang stress ng Sem na ito. Kailangan ko ng *happiness*.