super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.
WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.I'M EVERYWHERE!
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
GIMME MORE! MORE...BLOGS
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Leya Sumbeling MY FANS SAY THAT...
A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.
We're Just Friends...ter
Yahoo Me, Yahoo You
Allan Habon
Riley Palanca
Aio Arzadon
Cess Carlos
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
When we talk about haircuts
I realized I badly need a haircut. Something I should have gotten like, two weeks ago, if I wasn't so freaked out that I might run out of money come UP's Christmas celebrations.
The idea came up while I looked at how ridiculous my hairdo had become, especially if you rub wax on it not because you have a desired effect, but because you just want it to stay at one place. Gahd, I hate bad hair days. I blame Bruno's for this, they should post a disclaimer on their doors telling potential victims that they only do haircuts for old people.
I used to have this really old barber who had been my haircutter ever since I was 4, I don't know if he still, err, cuts or whatever. I stopped getting my haircuts from him when I was in fourth year high school, when i realized that his styling weren't bilaterally symmetrical. I felt so cheated that from then on, I regularly had my hair done at our town's only air-conditioned barber shop owned by the old-rich Chinese grandpas.
Here's a list of the barber shops and salons I've been to, and why you should avoid them:
David's Salon, SM North Edsa Main Building- There's a fat woman who cuts for this branch of David's. Waiting time for her is waaaay longer than the time she spends cutting your hair. I think she's lazy. I hate her. But of the four hair cuts she did on me, two were tolerable. And then there's this old woman who demands the same pay, she sucks as well. Her haircut made me look like I was sick.
Kevin's Kut, Trinoma- When I realized that David's Salon is unreasonably expensive, I tried this cheap-looking barber shop located at Trinoma. For one, it really is cheap, like 110 pesos, and they're good at barber's cut. The thing is, that's the only thing they're good at. At Kevin's Kut, they have no concept of haircut creativity, if there really is such. Once there was this barber who said my hair growth was abnormal. And so he cut and cut strands until I was near being semi-kalbo. I hate him, too.
David's For Rever, SM North Edsa The Block- I only had two haircuts in here. The first one looked like it was done by a malfunctioning razor shaver. The second one was kind of nice, since I specifically instructed ate haircutter to copy John Pratt's hairstyle. LOL
Ew. Why the hell am I blogging about hair cuts, anyway.
Merry Christmas!
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