Super Psycho

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super psycho(n.) an immensely disturbed individual who is obsessed with ranting, whining, and blabbering about his life. severely unstable and emotionally undefined, a super psycho should always be dealt with at a distance greater than 50 feet and, with some few doses of aspirin.

WHO THE HELL IS SUPER PSYCHO?
Name:Empermeen Mallawee
Nickname:Elp, Elf, Elfer, Elper, Emper, Empermeen, Buknoy, Boknoy, Bok, Mallawee
Age: I am 15. And I mean it.
Address: Honestly?
Favorite Color: Green, Orange
Favorite Food: Rodic's Jumbosilog
Motto in Life: Abolish our selves.
Favorite High School Subject: Biology
Most Hated High School Subject: Values Education
Most Unforgettable Experience: When I abolished my self.
Most Embarrassing Experience: When I abolished my self.
Who is your Crush: My self.
Do you think autograph questions are dumb?: Super.
So why are you answering this?: Why do you care.
Ambition in Life: To be a Super star.
What is Love: Love is what you say when 'horny' doesn't sound right.
If you were a deodorant scent, what would you be?: Natural Scent.
Your film biopic's title would be: E-pal
One word that best describes you: Magnificent.
What can you say about PGMA?: She has a mole on her face.
How about Josepha Estrada?:His stomach is really big.
How about Angel Locsin?:Her face looks too small.
Your alter ego's name is: Kokey
Dedication: World Peace.
Any Last Words?: Rrrawwrr.

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A HISTORY OF PSYCHOSIS
Saturday, February 07, 2009

 25 random things we shouldn't care about
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 25 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you!
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1) I have an obsessive liking towards anything orange. Whenever I look for a bag, or a shirt, or a pen, or anything, I resort to an automatic process of elimination by ignoring anything un-orange. Except, of course, when the orange ones are too expensive, like Giordano's latest line of orange shirts.

2) When I was in Grade 1, my teacher called me out of a sudden and asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her I wanted to be a lawyer. Eleven years after, I'm still itching to get into law school.

3) The only award I received in Kindergarten was 'Well-Behaved.'

4) I once had a falling out with my best friend when we entered high school. I haven't talked to him ever since.

5) I don't eat soft and overcooked pancit canton. It has to be somewhat firm and raw, like the pasta in Yellow Cab's meatball spaghetti.

6) I don't know how to style my hair. I would often get late for class trying to make my hair look decent. Then I just end up shampooing it again to remove the excess wax.

7) Growing up, I thought I was destined to be a writer. I'm an accounting major right now.

8) In first year high school, my math teacher ordered me to get out of the classroom because she caught me reviewing for a quiz in agriculture class. Last summer, when I bumped into her with her co-teacher, this conversation happened:

Ma'am X: Elfermin, do you still know her? (points to Ma'am Math Teacher)

Me: Uhm..I forgot her name.

9) My faith in Filipino films died right after I watched Lovi Poe in Shake Rattle and Roll 9. But I kind of got it back again after watching 'Pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros'.

10) When I have repressed depression issues or when I'm downright depressed, I splurge on alcohol. But if I don't have issues, I don't see why I should even drink liquor.

11) One of my regrets in life is turning down a creative writing scholarship offer from an arts school in Mount Makiling.

12) My weekly allowance is 2000 pesos. But whenever I want to buy something, I can be extremely frugal and save up to one thousand pesos.

13) I always avail of Globe's unlimited text promo, regardless of the level of need for text correspondence. Because I have a feeling that it's sulit.

14) I easily get distracted whenever I'm studying, or whenever I'm listening to something. That's why every time I prepare for exams, I have to be somewhere quiet and isolated.

15) I used to love Heroes so much that I watch certain episoded repeatedly. But come Season 3, I felt that it was already insulting viewer intelligence.

16) When I was 10, I bought a ready-made kite. It was my first kite, and I never managed to fly it.

17) Last Christmas vacation, my father saw a pack of menthol cigarettes inside my bag. He took one out and asked me if I had a lighter. One month later, he threatened to cut my allowance if I don't stop smoking.

18) I used to be amazed by the Korean culture so much that I had Korean movie marathons when I was in high school. But right now, I'm so fed up. I think they're everywhere, and I hate racism, too.

19) In my hometown, people call me 'Elf' or 'Elp'. In UP, people call me 'Bok' or 'Elfer' or 'Elfie'. I'm fine with any of them.

20) I used to represent my high school during badminton tournaments. I quit competitive playing when I was in third year because of a statistics subject.

21) When I left Kalayaan Dorm, I packed all my things inside a garbage bag, since I didn't have a luggage big enough to hold everything.

22) I returned the iPhone that my father gave me because I had to die first before I could finish typing a text message.

23) I do really weird things when I'm drunk.

24) The last time I cried was when I was trying to shed a tear on cue, in front of a mirror.

25) Once, when I dined out with my block mates, I intentionally recited 'Our Father' instead of the usual prayer before meal. I laughed loudly afterwards.

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